The One Swag to Rule Them All

Name's David, from New York City, 21 years old, dom, nerd, geek, writer, sir, these are a few of my titles. what you'll find here, my work, comics i'm reading, porn, nerdy stuff, all manner of things. feel free to ask me things, as i only bite if you've been good.

February 21, 2013 at 12:50am
What is this? I don’t even…what? what? I can’t….who…why…why…there are so many better blogs and stuff and you think this about me? stahp.

What is this? I don’t even…what? what? I can’t….who…why…why…there are so many better blogs and stuff and you think this about me? stahp.

December 11, 2012 at 11:06pm
Reblogged from captainfillion

fantasmicorange:

The Firefly Cast as Jedi Chefs

Look at Tudyk!!! LOOK AT HIM

i don’t even know what might have inspired this.

(via towritelesbiansonherarms)

November 18, 2012 at 5:14pm

Someone compared Flight to Twilight on my Facebook news feed.

November 11, 2012 at 11:21pm

know what isn’t good for the writing process?

tumblr.

MY MIND IS TELLING ME NOOOO

BUT MY BODY

MY BODY IS TELLING ME YESSSSSSSSSS

October 25, 2012 at 2:43pm
Dragon City is cray cray.

Dragon City is cray cray.

September 22, 2012 at 5:57pm

Do you think of a ocean of dicks when you hear fallacy? sounds like phallus sea to me.

— Roxi

September 16, 2012 at 9:09am
this is my first time trying this…and this happens..what.

this is my first time trying this…and this happens..what.

August 13, 2012 at 10:02pm

From Irredeemable #27

“He hits so hard that he’ll punch me back in time!”

He.

punched.

HE PUNCHED ME BACK IN TIME.

the fuck.

August 1, 2012 at 7:29pm
Reblogged from zombieboyshareshisthoughts

Big Bang Theory has done to geeks what Sazh has done to black people.

zombieboyshareshisthoughts:

frodo-swagins:

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

Sazh is a character of Final Fantasy 13, whos stereotypically black, we are talking full on afro, ghetto accent, slapstick comedy and yes even  “Daium”. He is like a walking 10 year step backwards in the fight against racism.

oh. i would have gone with those two transformers in Transformers 2

7:25pm
Reblogged from zombieboyshareshisthoughts

Big Bang Theory has done to geeks what Sazh has done to black people.

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

June 17, 2012 at 1:52am

Tipsy Ava is Tipsy

Ava: I was gonna say that your lemonade looks like a pee bucket but I didn't say that because I didn't want to gross you out.
Me: I know, but it tastes good so I don't care.
Ava: Well so do 14 year old girls but that's not ok.
Me: ....wait what

May 30, 2012 at 11:06am
Reblogged from amazingmrk

(via amazingmrk)

April 28, 2012 at 12:23pm
From Green Arrow #1

He has an arrow whose head can hack into any computer it’s shot into. What.

From Green Arrow #1

He has an arrow whose head can hack into any computer it’s shot into. What.

February 18, 2012 at 7:59pm
Reblogged from expelliarmus

remnantsofagloe:

coollikewhovian:

What?

He’s called The Doctor, but Doctor what?

(Source: expelliarmus, via fuckyeahdiomedes)