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Nekocon 15 photoset #3: Other Marvel cosplayers

hey how you doing lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear, tell you sumthing you might like to hear.

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dxbaby:

frodo-swagins:

The Avengers XXX

Where can I find this…? I may have to ask Sir permission to cum in advance, just in case… xD

i torrented it, but i’m sure if you have a porn store near you they have a parody section.

The Avengers XXX

and so, the avengers xxx ends with nick fury sending spider-man, ms marvel, and hawkeye to the arctic circle to find captain america.

what did we learn,

apparently chyna is a pornstar now (she was she-hulk, no wonder i didn’t like her)

there were characters they had that didn’t get fucked in the movie (the hulk, iron man, spider-woman) and characters that only really showed up for their sex scene (thor, she-hulk)

the acting was of course horrible, and made no sense, the whole film was apparently about the hulk fucking up las vegas and fury trying to get the team together to stop him, which doesn’t happen.

who ever made the costumes didn’t take the sex into mind, as there was no zippers or anything, most of them were just torn where things had to be exposed,

i need to watch more porn parodies.

i liked it. i though iron man, the hulk, and thor were funny. i didn’t really like hawkeye or black widow. i feel like loki needed to be hugged more as a child…but overall i enjoyed it.

— Little one’s thoughts after see the avengers for the first time.

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: askefram

S.H.I.E.L.D. personnel are reminded that while it is mandatory to read all distributed memos, and it is only natural to read them in my voice, reading them aloud while doing an impression of my voice is not encouraged.

On a related matter, Mr. Stark will be filling in for our janitors this week while they enjoy a much needed leave of absence on Mr. Stark’s second largest yacht.]

towritecomicsonherarms:

wah wah wah

All i heard, man 

Sick of hearing it.

There is NO law at all that says you must have a certain number of blacks or whites or females or males or whatever those other folk like to get called these days (i’m telling you man i lose track as it changers daily is it trans i don’t know) on a fictional superhero team.

I’m just thankful they added black nick fury otherwise some people would simply EXPLODE!

Just bloody enjoy it instead of adding real world problems to a fictional universe.

know what i want to see? more green rage monsters and norse gods in my movies. no movie before this has had enough for them. it’s racist. i’m pro-demigod/rage monster representation in stage and film.

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anotherodetosolitude:

I just keep picturing Legolas’ reaction if he sees Hawkeye’s bow and quiver

i’m thinking he’d get a instant hard on.

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relevant, as i just watched this again.

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nomalez:

ULTIMATE MARVEL - DEATH OF SPIDER-MAN:

Avengers versus New Ultimates !!

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i actually just started to read this series.

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thoughts i had while cooking

There should be a justice league movie. marvel, through all their movies, set up this world and that’s how they got the avengers movie done. dc isn’t doing that, at least not with their live action movies. each of their movies seems to be in it’s own world, and outside of the batman films, none of them have been all that good. They need to revamp superman, green lantern, make a green lantern film, and somewhere put flash and martian manhunter in there, and then maybe we can have it happen. it is something i’d really love to see, more than avengers actually, but it’s not going to happen in so long as dc movies are self contained stories that take themselves too seriously. i love the batman movies, but they aren’t superhero movies, they are movies that involve superheroes. it works for batman, but in so long as they do that, but make superhero movies for everything else, it’ll never work.

overheardinshield:

damn, tony.

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From Fear Itself #1