The One Swag to Rule Them All

I don’t care how dumb i look, this feels so good #me #david_melts

I’m dying #me #beard #beardy_as_fuck

#me, post haircut

I’m on #nosebleed number four of the day. Today is awesome #me #ugh

Hello oh followers of mine, let me introduce you to someone. This is The Lady, so named because I’m not a fan of throwing people’s real names out there and because it fits. I’ve been talking to her for a while now, and we’ve been seeing each other for something like a month or so. She’s awesome, and fucking cute.

Why am i up so early. #me #beard #beardy_as_fuck #trimmed #becauseimgoingtoseethelady

more shirtless beard because reasons.

The aforementioned beard of awesomeness and the beardbearer.

Creepy bus creeper is creepy #me #beard #beardy_as_fuck #glasses #hooded

Is always slightly amusing #me #glasses #beard (at Flushing Meadows-Corona Park)

#me #beard #beardy_as_fuck #glasses #hooded #i_am_a_douche

Circa three days ago #me #deal_with_it #beardy_as_fuck #beard #glasses

Boom, dressed for my interview, wish me luck. #me #glasses #beard #beardy_as_fuck #dressed_up

I’ve issues.

My “I will fucking finish Halloween today if it kills me” face. #me #beardy_as_fuck #beard